Please understand that I still believe that something significant happened near Roswell, N.M., back in 1947, in spite of what the public was told.
Alien spacecraft really did crash-land, and all that stuff strewn across the desert floor was much more than wreckage of a weather balloon, and the bodies were those of intelligent beings, not dummies.

The government tried to cover it up then, and is still hiding the truth from us. Do you hear me?

How else do you explain the sightings of what appears to be a flying saucer being carried on a low-boy trailer in at least two areas of the country - Kansas and Washington, D.C? Look at this ... (talk about your special loads!)

Was UFO towed down Kansas street? The truth is out there

...and this: Military clears up Beltway UFO mystery

Oh, sure. "The military clears up the mystery" - just like it did in 1947. And now they'll be coming to get me. Help...